r.i.p graham « itwalkedonmypillow

i've been hanging out with my sisters-in-law this week. i have three. they're a little like movie stars because they're gorgeous and confident, but a little unlike movie stars because they're not movie stars.

today, one of them told me about a funeral they once threw for a bird named graham, who flew into a clean window {presumably} on accident one day and quickly died due to internal and external injuries. there was a silence in the room, followed by the question, "why would we ever choose to name a bird graham?"

but i think graham is a very good name for a bird.